Our Chritmas night card has come to an end ! and what a night it has been! Read on for the results of the amazing matches we've witnessed tonight!
Match 1:
Charlize Theron vs Jennifer Aniston
Winner
Charlize Theron
by Pinfall
Duration: 7m 41s
Performance Score
81% - 19%
81% - 19%
Post match: The anticipated debut of the highly regarded Charlize Theron opened the night, with her taking it to the ring against the older Jennifer Aniston. From the first seconds it was obvious Charlize is totaly confident in her ability to easily win the match. Jennifer however, looked very worried. And for good reason. Charlize opened up with an offer for a test of strength, which Jennifer foolishly accepted. Charlize quickly had Jennifer on her knees, and followed this up with a knee to Jennifer's chin.
This had Jennifer writhing in pain on the mat, as Charlize slowly circled her thinking of her next move. She then grabbed Jennifer's legs by her ankles, delivering a sharp stomp between Jennifer's legs.
Jennifer curled into a ball moaning. It looked like Jennifer was not going to offer any kind of offense any time soon, which had Charlize circling the ring waving to the cheers of her many fans. She then picked up the unresisting Jennifer from the met, and sent her back first into the turnbuckle. Charlize slowly walked over the Jennifer, climbed the ropes and was now towering over Jennifer, raining fist after fist to her unprotected face.
The crowed counted as Charlize hammered at Jennifer's face, 8, 9, and then 10 times. After the 10th punch, Charlize climbed down, backing off and letting the groggy poor Aniston stumble forward, barely able to keep standing. Charlize then led her to mid ring by the hair, and signaled to her fans, before tucking Jennifer's head between her legs.
She followed with an amazing display of strength as she executed a perfect powerbomb on Jennifer.
Aniston was now spread eagled on the mat, with her eyes closed, looking to be out. Charlize then planted her foot on Aniston's heaving chest for the easy 3 count and the win!
Charlize: "I know this wasn't much of a contest, but I hope you liked what you saw. It's going to look much better when I'll be taking care of some of the better fighters in here, trust me!."
Jennifer: "Ok, not much I can say...There is no way I can defeat someone like Charlize at this point in my life. Maybe if I was younger.....probably not even then. But I'm going to have plenty of chances to beat up some younger , weaker girls here, and I'm looking forward to doing that!"
Match 2:
Rachel Bilson vs Hilary Duff
Winner
Hilary Duff
by Bearhug KO
Duration: 4m 37s
Performance Score
24% - 76%
24% - 76%
Post match: Our next match was looking like a mismatch from the moment it was declared.
The hot and cute Rachel Bilson on her debut vs the lovely but much bigger and stronger Hilary Duff.
Both girls are far from being considered tough, but as they both entered the ring, it seemed as if only Hilary knew what she was doing there.
Hilary opened the match with a powerful clothesline on a confused Rachel, sending her back first to the mat in agony. She then lifted Rachel off the mat with a hair pull, easily hoisting her up to a bearhug position, but then immediately slamming her back down to the mat. Rachel seemed to be seriously hurt as she curled into a fetal position, holding the back of her head and moaning.
Hilary gave Rachel a few kicks to the back for good measure while thinking of her next move.
Hilary did not want to take any risks, as she lifted her hurting rival off the mat, and again hoisted her up, applying a bearhug. This time though, Hilary did not let Rachel fall. Poor helpless Rachel moaned and squirmed in Hilary's grip for about a minute, before going completely limp in Hilary's arms.
The checked Rahcle arm, then called the bell and the win for Hilary, as she dropped Bilson's limp body to the mat.
Hilary: "I'm happy with my first win here on my debut for sure! I'm in a good position going forward, but I don't fool myself into thinking my next matches will be this easy..."
Rachel: "I don't think its fair that I had to face Hilary on my first match! She is so much stronger than me. Give me someone my size and I will show you that I'm not such a horrible fighter!"
Match 3:
Angelina Jolie vs Kirsten Dunst
Winner
Angelina Jolie
by Pinfall
Duration: 5m 17s
Performance Score
66% - 34%
66% - 34%
Post match: Domination. That is how they call what we witnessed in this match.
Angelina Jolie's debut at the CFA couldn't have gone better for her and her fans.
Jolie opened her match against the cocky Dunst like a hurricane, attacking the smaller girl with a powerful flurry of kicks and fists to all parts of her fragile body. Poor Kirsten seemed to be helpless and could barely defend herself as she backed off trying to protect her body and failing as the experienced Jolie connected over and over. By the time Kirsten found herself backed into her corner, she was already visibly crying, realizing she is probably going to get destroyed for what she said.
Angelina slapped her crying foe in the face, then started choking poor Kirsten, screaming in her ear "Are you sorry now?!?!".
The sobbing Kirsten nodded her head over and over, trying to appease Angelina.
When Angelina felt Kirsten learned her lesson, she back off and pointed to the mat.
The sobbing blond knew exactly what she had to do as she pathetically dropped to her knees and then flat on her back.
Angelina stomped Kirsten's belly hard, then not put her boot on Kirsten's neck. Kirsten didn't dare move as the referee counted to 3. Giving Angelina her debut win. Angelina then ordered Kirsten not to move until she exited the ring.
Angelina: "Let this be a lesson to wimpy, cocky young girls not to underestimate older yet much more powerful and skilled women. We have a lot of young girls here...they should keep their mouth shut and prove their worth in the ring, or I will personally shut them up one by one."
Kirsten: ** Kirsten Dunst was not available for comments **
Match 4:
Kate Beckinsale vs Milla Jovovich
Winner
Milla Jovovich
by Pinfall
Duration: 21m 39s
Performance Score
46% - 54%
46% - 54%
Post match: One of the most interesting fights of the night was this epic struggle of 2 successful actresses. Milla is known to be an action star and expected to have an easy time with the gorgeous Kate, but Kate held her own in the ring with the aggressive Ukrainian for a surprisingly long battle.
Both women held the advantage several times during the match - Milla mainly using kicks and punches to hurt Kate while Kate focusing on wrestling moves to subdue the quicker Milla. After about 16 minutes of fight the match seemed to be going Milla's way, as Kate was looking clearly exhausted, her movements becoming slower and slower as Milla connected with several kicks that really took a toll on the Brit.
At the 21 minute mark, Milla was able to connect with a sharp kick to Kate's belly, doubling her over. As the hurt Kate was grimacing in pain, she turned around from Milla, giving Milla the opening she needed as she slid to the floor behind Kate, and pulled her down from behind, rolling over her legs and trapping the surprised Brit in a roll-up pin.
Kate did not seem to have the energy left to escape the pin as she did not even fight to free herself, giving Milla her first and impressive win.
Milla: "Poor Kate couldn't handle the beating I gave her. At the end she didn't even try to escape my pin. She just wanted it to be over. Can you blame her?"
Kate: "I'm quite disappointed in myself. Milla knows how to hurt...I felt I could keep up with her but she hit me pretty hard at some point. Why didn't I try to escape her pin ? Honestly, because I was exhausted and hurt. There was no point in giving Milla a chance to hurt me more. I will get her next time!"
Match 5:
Lindsay Lohan vs Keira Knightley
Winner
Lindsay Lohan
by Submission
Duration: 22m 41s
Performance Score
52% - 48%
52% - 48%
Post match: Lindsay and Keira were up next, in a much anticipated catfight!
The girls lived up to their promises as both girls teared into each other, not even waiting for the sound of the bell.
Lindsay looked frustrated when the first 10 minutes of the fight did not go as she planned, as Keira was more than capable of keeping up with her, and even hurt her pretty noticeably.
The girls rolled around the ring for most of this fight - screams and shrieks due to hair pulling and scratching could be heard every few seconds as both girls rolled around, scratched and choked, slapped and pulled everything they could.
After about 20 minutes of this, Lindsay was able to take advantage of being on top of Keira for a brief moment, and kneed Keira in the crotch. She then grabbed Keira's crotch in a claw as Keira shrieked in agony.
This was the momentary break Lindsay needed. She released Keira's crotch and stood up while Keira was on her side, holding her hurting womanhood. Lindsay then rolled Keira on her stomach, and dropped one knee onto Keira's back, pulling Keira's hands backwards in a painful surfboard move.
This was the first pro move used during this catfight, and Keira was helpless against it.
Lindsay had Keira screaming her submission in less than a minute, earning a hard fought win in her first match in the CFA!
Lindsay: "I kicked that bitch's ass!!! She couldn't do a damn thing against my pro moves! haha"
Keira: "Lindsay is a fucking cheater. She thinks she is so strong, but she needed to cheat to get this win, and I hope her next opponent kicks her ass for me. I will do it myself next time we fight, I promise."
Match 6:
Jessica Biel vs Liv Tyler
Winner
Jessica Biel
by Submission
Duration: 4m 02s
Performance Score
84% - 16%
84% - 16%
Post match: Jessica's anticipated debut against Liv was indeed a dominant performance.
Jessica and Liv locked up in mid ring and right away it was clear who is the stronger out of the two big women as Liv was easily pushed back towards the turnbuckle by Jessica.
Once there, Jessica delivered a sharp yet powerful uppercut into Liv's soft belly. Liv doubled over coughing and sank to her hands and knees. Jessica was not expecting Liv to go down so fast, so she backed off looking down at the gasping Tyler, giving her a moment. A minute had passed yet Liv was still on her knees trying to recover, but looking like she is already out of stamina to keep up with Jessica.
The crowd started booing Liv and Jessica was getting bored...she decided to approach Liv once again. As Jessica was trying to lift her sobbing opponent by her hair, Liv unexpectedly delivered a punch of her own, straight into Jessica's naval. However, Liv's fist seemed to bounce off of Jessica's steel abs, causing her no pain whatsoever. The amused Jessica smiled down at horrified Liv, who just realized she has no business whatsoever being in the ring with Biel. The crowd was cheering for Biel to finish Liv off, as the bigger girl lifted her hands, begging Jessica not to hurt her. Jessica thought for a moment, then lifted poor Liv up by her hair, and shoved her into the ring corner. Visibly panicked at this point, Liv begged Jessica to not hurt her further, and forfeited the match. Jessica showing good sports agreed, signaled the referee that she was done and lifted her arms in the air in a victory pose as the much relieved Liv sank to her butt in the corner, embarrassed but fortunately for her, not completely destroyed.
Amazing debut for Jessica Biel! Hopefully she can show us some more if her next fight will be a bit longer than this!
Jessica: "I respect Liv for showing up to this fight. That is why I let her go...I don't think she's in any shape to fight in this league though...maybe against some of the jobber girls! *smile*"
Liv: "Wow...that was...intense. Jessica is a beast. I'm glad she was nice enough to not severely hurt me there...for a moment I was really scared of waking up in a hospital."
Match 7:
Emma Roberts vs Paris Hilton
Winner
Paris Hilton
by Submission
Duration: 11m 18s
Performance Score
38% - 62%
38% - 62%
Post match: From a display of sportsmanship to a dislpay of cruelty we go as Paris Hilton and Emma Roberts were up next. Paris may have acted cocky and disrespectful towards her opponent, but it did not prevent her from tearing through her younger and weaker opponent like a tiger.
Paris does not fight clean, and poor Emma was not ready for the kind of pain Paris had in store for her.
Emma managed to keep Paris off of her for the first 5 minutes of this fight, fending off Paris' attempts to hurt her, but this just looked like a cat toying with a mouse as eventually Paris was able to slip past Emma's defenses and grabbed the poor girl's boobs, wildly twisting and scratching them. Emma was trying to remove Paris' hands from her chest but was not nearly strong enough to do so. Paris kept her grip on Emma's tits for quite some time and had Emma almost in tears at this point. When she got bored, she kneed Emma between her legs, causing her to drop to her knees holding her groin area, which left her completely open to a series of face slaps from Paris. 3 quick face slaps had Emma down and sobbing on the mat. Paris did not waste time, kicking Emma's belly with her boots over and over, until the now crying Emma grabbed onto Paris' leg and screamed "PLEASE STOP!!!".
The crowd was now booing loudly as Paris laughed, grabbing Emma by the hair and leaning down to whisper something in the poor girl's ear. The whimpering girl nodded and stood on all fours. Paris then sat on her back, riding her like a horse, slapping Emma's ass to make her start crawling. Poor Emma was led by her hair all around the ring with Paris riding on her back and waving to the amazed crowd.
After a full circle of the ring, Paris directed Emma towards the referee, and commanded her to submit.
Emma submitted, and the referee called for the bell. Paris got off her horse, kicking Emma in the belly one more time before exiting the ring, leaving the young girl sobbing and devastated.
Very impressive and cruel win for Paris Hilton tonight!
Paris: "Haha, too much fun! This bitch thought she could mess with me, yeah right. Look at my body, then look at hers. What a joke. Bring me someone who can actually fight next time!".
Emma: ** Emma was unavailable to comment on her match tonight**
Match 8:
Hayley Williams vs Taylor Swift
Winner
Taylor Swift
by Sleeperhold KO
Duration: 19m 46s
Performance Score
49% - 51%
49% - 51%
Post match: The battle of the singers was up next as 2 young lovely women, rocker Hayley Williams and the much bigger country girl Taylor Swift met in the ring, shaking hand to the wild cheers of their respective fans.
The energetic Hayley opened up with some fast offense, managing to take Taylor down quickly and work over her on the ground. The first 10 minutes were all Hayley, with Taylor looking a bit slow to catch on.
Hayley however did not seem like she knew what to do with her advantage, and it seemed like she did not posses enough strength for her moves to inflict much damage on her bigger opponent.
Taylor finally turned things around when Hayley tried applying some sort of leg submission move on the blond. Taylor quickly overpowered Hayley's grip and caught the redhead in powerful scissors right around her waist. Hayley moaned in agony and tried to pray open Taylor legs, but they were too strong for her.
Slowly but surely Taylor tightened her legs around Hayley's waist, causing Hayley to collapse to her knees.
Both girls were now sitting on the mat, Hayley screaming in pain and Taylor looking intent on finishing her opponent off. Taylor knew she was not going to get a submission from Hayley at this point, so after making sure she exhausted Hayley enough, she suddenly released the scissors, letting Hayley collapse forward holding her aching sides. Taylor kept the pressure by stepping behind Hayley and applying a surfboard hold, planting her foot on Hayley back and pulling as hard as she could on her arms.
Hayley looked to be helpless and her moans worried the referee who checked for a submission but Hayley would not submit.
The now frustrated Taylor released the surfboard, grabbed Hayley by the hair, forcing her to stand up.
But as Hayley was getting up, she delivered a quick punch to Taylor's unprotected tummy, doubling the blond over. She then quickly grabbed Taylor head in a headlock and fell backwards, driving Taylor head into the mat. Hayley's fans erupted as Taylor was now hurting badly on the mat, holding her head unmoving.
The exhausted redhead got up, grabbed Taylor's hair lifting her up, and sent her crashing back first into the far turnbuckle.
Energized by the wild cheers of her fans and sensing victory, Hayley quickly ran towards the groggy looking Taylor who was still leaning against the turnbuckle. Hayley jumped in the air, about to crush her opponent in the corner.
But that didn't happen.
Taylor moved away at the last second, letting poor Hayley crush chest first into the ring corner. A loud "oooo" could be heard from the crowd, as Hayley's face contorted in pain. She bounced a few steps back from the impact, and then turned around holding her aching chest. This gave enough time for Taylor to climb the turnbuckle behind Hayley, and jump on the redhead's back, applying a deadly sleeper hold.
The smaller Hayley immediately sank to her knees, not having the strength to carry Taylor's weight on her back at this stage of the fight, nor the energy left to try to fight the hold.
In about a minute, Hayley's arms went limp at her sides, her eyes closed, and she was out.
The referee called for the bell as Taylor released the hold, letting Hayley's lifeless body sink to the mat, sending waves and kisses to her fans around the ring.
Amazing fight and an amazing win for Taylor Swift!
Taylor: "Hayley is an awesome girl. I respect her a lot. I felt that once I figured her out, I was in total control. I think she made a mistake at the end, running at me like that. Maybe she felt like she had to finish me right there or she would not be able to keep up for much longer. *smile* "
Hayley "I want to thank all my fans for showing up and cheering me on. I'm sorry I disappointed them and myself. Taylor and I are good friends but in the ring tonight she had me. No excuses. I learned a lot tonight, and I fully intend to win my next match. Thanks! ."
Match 9:
Mila Kunis vs Vanessa Hudgens
Winner
Mila Kunis
by Head Scissors KO
Duration: 13m 16s
Performance Score
60% - 40%
60% - 40%
Post match: Closing the night with a bang, we had another catfight between 2 evenly matched women. Mila was looking ready for business as she entered the ring, clearly not intending to lose to the younger brat. The girl locked up in mid ring and it was the younger Vanessa who took the quick advantage by offering a test of strength which Mila accepted, only to deliver a kick right into Mila's belly when the older woman lifted her hands up.
Mila doubled up in pain, but just as quickly rammed her shoulder into Vanessa belly, pushing her back until Vanessa hit the ring corner.
Mila slapped Vanessa, showing some anger as she backed off, massaging her aching tummy. The girls met again in mid ring after a brief break in action, and Vanessa quickly took Mila to the mat, rolling on top of her and began slapping her face over and over, connecting with several hard slaps on the humiliated Mila.
She then grabbed Mila by the hair and started slamming the back of her head into the mat. Mila looked helpless to stop the assault as her arms flailed all around while Vanessa slammed her head over and over.
When Vanessa stopped, Mila hands rested unmoving at her sides, eyes closed, seemingly out!
Vanessa smiled, stood up and circled the ring, waving to her fans, sure of her easy win. Vanessa then went back to her fallen foe, planting her foot on Mila's tummy and waiting for the ref to count the easy pinfall.
Mila however, opened her eyes and quickly grabbed Vanessa's leg, twisting it with all she had, causing Vanessa to yelp in pain and fall down.
The older brunette then jumped on the surprised Vanessa hammering her fists into her face and chest.
Vanessa tried to defend herself but Mila seemed to be hitting more than she was missing. Mila then stood up and started kicking Vanessa's belly and chest over and over. All Vanessa could do was scream and moan in pain as she was unable to get up due to the constant beating from Mila.
After 2-3 minutes of this it looked like Vanessa was pretty much done for, as she was lying on the mat moaning softly but unmoving.
Mila decided to finish the match by sitting behind Vanessa's head, and wrapping her legs around Vanessa's neck. Vanessa struggled for about 20 seconds before finally going out, giving Mila this prestigious first win!
Mila: "Vanessa is a tough one. I am, however, much smarter than her and more experienced. I think she has potential, maybe in a few years she'll be able to beat me. Probably not though. *smile*"
Vanessa: "Next time I go up against this bitch she is going to regret the day she knocked me out. How humiliating. Losing to this wimp by a knockout. I'm pissed. I need to kick someone's ass! The next girl going up against me is gonna get the ass kicking of her life!"
The End!
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