Another awesome Red Friday card has come to an end !
What an amazing way to welcome the new year folks! Read on for the results!
What an amazing way to welcome the new year folks! Read on for the results!
Match 1:
Amanda Seyfried vs Elisha Cuthbert
Winner
Elisha Cuthbert
by Submission
Duration: 18m 18s
Performance Score
28% - 72%
28% - 72%
Post match: Staring out night with 2 blondes, what more can we ask for ? as both girls faced each other in mid ring, it was clear that Amanda was not afraid of her 1-0 opponent. She offered to open with a test of strength which Elisha had to accept.
Surprisingly, as both girls were fighting for superiority, Amanda overpowered Elisha, bringing her to one knee.
Elisha, realizing she will not win this test of strength, quickly drove her shoulder into Amanda's abs and pushed the surprised blonde all the way to the ring corner. Amanda hit her back hard on the turnbuckle and was already being choked by Elisha, who was shoving her wrist hard into Amanda's neck.
Amanda quickly responded by a punch to Elisha's ribs, hurting to blonde and making her release the choke taking a step back massaging her ribcage. Amanda lunged forward from the corner with an amazing clothesline on Elisha, taking her down hard to the mat. Amanda mounted Elisha and started raining punches to the chest and face of the hurt blonde. Elisha managed to defend well and turn around to with her back to Amanda. Amanda tried going for a sleeper hold but Elisha elbowed back hitting Amanda's chin, knocking her off of her back.
Both girls rolled away taking their time to recover. Amanda recovered first but as she approached the bent over Elisha, she was greeted with a punch to the belly. Elisha followed by running towards the ropes behind Amanda, and executing a bulldog move, slamming Amanda's face into the mat hard.
She then rolled Amanda, and pinned her. The count only reached 2 as Amanda lifted her shoulder.
The match continued for 8 or so minutes with mostly Elisha in control on the ground, trying and failing in making Amanda submit.
Frustrated, Elisha pulled Amanda up by her hair, sending her to the ropes. On her back, Elisha rammed her shoulder into Amanda's abs, knocking her down. Amanda was slow to recover, and Elisha grabbed both her legs, executing a quick but perfect figure four leglock.
Amanda was right in the center of the ring and couldn't reach the ropes. She held on for almost 2 full minutes before finally the pain was unbearable and she submitted.
Elisha goes up to an impressive 2-0 record, with an impressive win over Amanda, who gave her one hell of a fight!
Elisha: "Yeah that was a hard one. Amanda is no pushover. I'm very glad I was able to get the win, I think that with a little more experience she will be an awesome fighter. "
Amanda: "Elisha is good. I think on a given night any of us could have won. Next time we meet it may be a different story...I can't wait for my next match, even though I'm disappointed, I'm very confident after tonight. "
Match 2:
Alexis Bledel vs Miley Cyrus
Winner
Miley Cyrus
by Chokehold KO
Duration: 6m 57s
Performance Score
45% - 55%
45% - 55%
Post match: Alexis Bledel may have 10 years of experience over her rival Miley Cyrus, but tonight Miley
Both girls were hesitant to make a move and circled each other for long minutes. Each time one would make a move, the other would back off quickly, avoiding the confrontation and resetting the stalemate.
After 5 minutes of this the crowd had started booing the girls, which seemed to make Alexis panic as she felt pressured into doing something. Miley, however, took this chance and lunged forward quickly tackling Alexis, falling on top of her to the mat. Miley grabbed Alexis' neck with both hands and started chocking her as strong as she could.
Alexis tried her best to fight Miley off but it appeared Miley was stronger and more determined as she did not let go of the chock no matter what Alexis did.
After about a minute of struggle, Alexis started fading as her struggles became weaker and weaker.
Eventually, her arms fell to her sides and her eyes closed. She was unconscious.
The referee ordered Miley to let go and and as the bell rang, Miley jumped up in joy, blowing kisses to her fans.
Not the most entertaining fight of the night for sure, but an important win for the teen.
Miley: "Haha! I beat her ass!!! I saw the fear in her eyes the entire match....I just had to find the right time to catch her off guard. Who am I facing next ?!?"
Alexis: *Alexis was unavailable for comments.*
Match 3:
Kristen Bell vs Kristen Stewart
Winner
Kristen Bell
by Total KO
Duration: 7m 29s
Performance Score
79% - 21%
79% - 21%
Post match: Both Kristens were coming off of one-sided losses on their debuts, but only Stewart let it show as they both entered the ring. Stewart looking hesitant and worried, foolishly accepted Bell's offer for a test of strength at the start of the match. Bell, looking focused and determined to win her second match, easily overpowered the taller yet weaker Stewart, dropping her to her knees in pain.
Bell towered over the humbled brunette for a few moments before sending Stewart to the mat with a kick to the side of her head.
Bell then lifted the dazed brunette, and it seemed like she was unsure what to do next.
Not wanting to give Stewart a chance to recover though, the blonde proceeded to knee Stewart's belly over and over, each time putting more force behind her knee.
By the 5th knee to her belly, Kristen was already unable to stand on her own but Bell did not let her collapse to the mat yet. She grabbed Stewart's hair and shoved her head between her legs.
Before Stewart could react, Bell locked Kristen's hands behind her back, and jumped high, landing on her knees, driving Stewart head first into the mat with a brutal pedigree!
Stewart went totally limp on impact, her arms dangling lifelessly at her sides as she lay motionless on her tummy.
Bell stood up to admire her work. The saliva drooling from the corner of Stewart's mouth confirmed she was out cold.
The referee called for the bell as Kristen Bell jumped in the ring in joy.
Bell looking very good on her second match at the CFA, with a well deserved win!
Bell: "That was such a different experience than my last fight. I really felt strong tonight. I just love it when I'm stronger than my opponent...Which doesn't happen much! I try to make up for it by training hard. You haven't seen nothing yet guys! "
Stewart: "I....I want to apologize to my fans again. That did not go as I planned. I didn't think she would be stronger than me....You know, I could really use some fights against girls my age, apparently I'm having a tough time with older more experienced girls."
Match 4:
Shannen Doherty vs Evangeline Lilly
Winner
Evangeline Lilly
by Submission
Duration: 14m 39s
Performance Score
41% - 59%
41% - 59%
Post match: A very interesting match was up next. The gorgeous Evangeline Lilly, following a disappointing loss on her debut, faced the cruel cat known as Shannen Doherty. Knowing full well that her opponent is known to be a tough, dirty fighter, Evangeline kept her distance, as the girls circled each other. Every time Shannen would make a move trying to get closer, Evangeline would keep her away with fast kicks and punches. After the first 5 minutes of this, Evangeline was getting the better of the older woman, connecting with some well executed kicks that seemed to slow down Shannen.
Surprisingly, Shannen managed to slip past Evangeline defenses only for a split second, which was all she needed as she crotch clawed Evangeline, making her scream in horror.
Panicking, Lilly tried to remove Shannen's hands from between her legs, Shannen head butted her as hard as she could, sending Evangeline crashing to the floor moaning in pain and holding her forehead.
Shannen was now in control and mounted Evangeline, straddling her pinning her arms under her knees.
Shannen then began slapping poor Evangeline over and over and then moved on to grabbing her tits, twisting and smashing them as hard as she could.
The whimpering Evangeline was not able to escape Shannen's mount for several minutes, and it looked like she is going to have to submit. Eventually she tried bringing up her legs from behind Shannen, who foolishly grabbed them in order to try and fold Evangeline in two, but Evey's legs were too strong and Shannen found herself flying backwards with the back of her head hitting the mat hard.
The fans cheered as Evangeline stayed on her back for a few moments , catching her breath. As she stood up, Shannen was still on the floor, holding the back of her head in pain.
Evangeline rolled Shannen on her tummy, sat on her back and applied a perfect camel clutch.
It seemed like Shannen was too hurt by the blow to her head to care about the match at this point, as she was tapping the mat for her submission in just a matter of seconds.
Congrats to Evangeline for her first win at the CFA, against a very tough opponent!
Evangeline: "This bitch has no skill. Unfortunately she knows exactly what to do to really hurt women. I'm happy I was able to overcome her dirty methods and get the win tonight. Hopefully for my next match I will be fighting someone I can respect."
Shannen: "You all know that cunt got lucky. The mat won tonight, not Evangeline. I would have destroyed her if not for hitting my head so hard. Next time we meet you'll get destroyed, Evey!"
Match 5:
Evan Rachel Wood vs Emma Watson
Winner
Emma Watson
by Submission
Duration: 14m 41s
Performance Score
40% - 60%
40% - 60%
Post match: Two young starlets entered the ring next. Evan Rachel Wood's anticipated debut and Emma Watson's second match at the CFA. Both girls had a lot to prove. Emma needing a win to make her fans forget about her humiliating debut and Evan looking for a good performance on her first fight against a "convenient opponent" as she was quoted saying before the match.
However, it seemed like Emma came with a lot to prove to herself and her fans as she opened the match with surprising aggression, catching the unprepared blonde with some well aimed kicks and punches to her body.
The first 5 minutes of the fight were all Emma, with Evan looking clueless as to how to stop the assault.
Emma mounted the blonde after taking her down to the mat, and scissored Evan's midsection, causing her to moan in pain. Seeing no way out of this, Evan resorted to scratching Emma's face, making the Brit release the hold and roll away in pain.
Both girls took a minute to recover and as they met in mid ring again, Evan offered a test of strength.
Emma foolishly accepted but the moment their hands locked Evan sent a sharp kick right between Emma's legs.
The brit screamed in pain and fell to her knees, holding her wounded crotch. Evan grabbed Emma's hair, and slapped her in the face, making her fall to her side now holding both her cheek and crotch, unable to defend herself.
Evan kept the pressure on by grabbing Emma by the hair, dragging the screaming girl across the ring with it.
When she was done, she slammed Emma's head to the mat and took a moment to admire her work.
Emma was now only half conscious, moaning weakly on the mat. Evan turned around and waved to her fans, thinking she had the match won.
Evan wanted to finish the match in style, signaling to her fans that she going for the pin.
She then sat on Emma's chest, facing the Brit's legs, pulling them up in the air and posing to her fans, waiting for the ref to count Emma out.
However, Emma was not out yet. The referee was only able to count to 1 before Emma pushed her legs forward, grabbing Evan's neck between her legs, and locking them tightly, applying an amazing head scissors move!
The stunned Evan panicked and tried scratching Emma's legs all over to make her release the hold, but Emma knew this was her chance and did not let go, forcing Evan to fall to her side.
Both girls were now on the mat with Emma applying more and more pressure to Evan's neck.
30 seconds later and Evan's face was completely red, the blonde now desperately punching Emma's legs to no avail.
The look on Emma's face said it all. She was not going to let go.
It seemed like Evan was about to pass out any second...before she began pounding the mat with her hand, signaling her submission to the referee.
Emma was enjoying this so much she did not let go of the scissors even when the bell rang, keeping the helpless Wood pounding the mat desperately, her eyes tearing up.
Eventually Emma was forced to release Evan as she finally smiled and waved to her fans, knowing she made them proud tonight!
Emma: "Never underestimate me. You'll most probably regret it."
Evan: **Evan refused to comment on her match tonight**
Match 6:
Olivia Wilde vs Avril Lavigne
Winner
Olivia Wilde
by Total KO
Duration: 5m 36s
Performance Score
86% - 14%
86% - 14%
Post match: An intimidating debut by the newest addition to the CFA followed, as the gorgeous and tough Olivia Wilde went up against the much smaller Avril Lavigne, who is looking for her first win after her pathetic debut. However, poor Avril did not stand a chance tonight.
The bigger Olivia easily countered Avril's initial amateur attempts at offense, catching her wrist and brutally twisting Avril's weak arm behind her back. Avril was unable to find a way to free herself as she was moaning in pain waiting for Olivia to let her arm go.
Olivia did just that after about 1 minute of arm twisting, but before Avril could realize her arm was free, Olivia spun her around and delivered a quick yet powerful uppercut to Avril's soft belly.
Avril doubled over in pain, going down to her knees holding her aching tummy.
Olivia then dragged the hurting blonde to the ring corner by her hair, standing her up and shoving her back first into the turnbuckle. She then slapped Avril's arms out of the way and delivered a devastating kick straight into Avril's belly button.
Avril emitted a sickening sound as her soft belly was being destroyed by Olivia, who amazingly kept standing on one leg with her foot buried deep in Avril's belly.
Avril was almost bent in half in the corner, as she leaned on Olivia's leg, weakly trying to move it away from her tummy, but was really too weak to even bother Olivia.
Olivia kept her leg up for about a minute as the crowd went wild, before getting bored and and lowering her leg, releasing Avril to fall to the mat, gasping for air and coughing helplessly.
She then threw Avril to a lying position on the mat, with her belly up. Avril was not offering any kind of resistance as she was too busy holding her aching belly and whimpering pathetically, on the verge of weeping.
Olivia sat down on top of Avril's chest, facing Avril's legs, and started raining punch after punch into Avril's unprotected belly.
The crowd went wild as Avril just lay there, helplessly taking the hard punches to her belly, unable to defend herself.
Olivia kept going, punching Avril's soft belly slowly over and over until after about 10 punches, Avril's moans became weaker and weaker as she slowly passed out from the pain.
Olivia finished with 3 more belly punches for good measure on Avril's unresponsive body, as the referee called for the bell and her win.
Olivia: "I can tell you one thing. This girl needs to work on her abs if she hopes to ever win a match here. She needs to realize she's not in highs chool anymore. She's way too soft. Getting in the ring with me was a mistake, but she will learn. They all do."
Avril: **Avril was not available for post match comments**
Match 7:
Cameron Diaz vs Jennifer Garner
Winner
Jennifer Garner
by Total KO
Duration: 6m 18s
Performance Score
22% - 78%
22% - 78%
Post match: Two older actresses were up next, both on their first match here in the CFA.
Both Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Garner are big, strong women. But in the ring, one was much stronger tonight.
Jennifer Garner was in top form, delivering an ass kicking in its purest form. Cameron did not look like she had any clue how to defend herself from the brutal assault. Backing Cameron all the way to the ring corner with kicks and punches, Garner has turned Diaz into her personal punching bag.
After 5 minutes of a complete beating, not even letting Cameron drop to the mat, Garner finally dragged Cameron out of the corner by her hair, and amazingly lifted the groggy blonde off her feet, holding her in a horizontal position for a few seconds, before letting her fall down hard on her now exposed knee for a perfect backbreaker move.
Cameron screamed in pain as her back was destroyed, rolling on the mat whimpering in pain.
Garner decided it was time to finish Diaz off. She grabbed Cameron by the hair, helping her to her knees in the middle of the ring.
The groggy blonde was in no shape to defend against the spinning kick to her face that followed.
Cameron collapsed to her side, completely out cold as the referee called for the bell.
Amazing debut for the powerhouse that is Jennifer Garner!
Jennifer: "This goes to all the younger girls who think they can talk shit about me and get cocky. I may be older than you, but I would LOVE to kick your asses. Just bring it.".
Cameron: ** Cameron was not available for post match comments **
Match 8:
Kristanna Loken vs Jennifer Connelly
Winner
Kristanna Loken
by Pinfall
Duration: 13m 21s
Performance Score
66% - 34%
66% - 34%
Post match: Our night ended with a bang!!! The debut of the powerhouse that is Kristanna Loken! Facing another debutant, the sexy and tough Jennifer Connelly.
Some people thought this would be a walk in the park for the much bigger and stronger Loken. Yes, she did win. But not many women would have been able to put up as much of a fight as Connelly.
The match opened as expected, with Kristanna pushing the smaller women around, connecting with some heavy blows to her upper body and face. Jennifer seemed concerned about Kristanna's sheer power and was concentrating on dodging rather than blocking the stronger woman's punches. Even blocking them seemed to hurt Connelly.
The change came when Connelly ducked a punch thrown to the head by Loken, grabbing Kristanna's arm and twisting it behind her back. Kristanna moaned as Jennifer kicked her behind her knee, making her leg buckle as she dropped to one knee with Jennifer holding her arm behind her back.
Jennifer kept bending Kristanna's arm for a minute or so, and then decided to leap onto Kristanna's back, grabbing her in a sleeper hold while mounting her back.
Kristanna was able to stand up even with Jennifer's weight on her back, but the sleeper hold was applied expertly and Kristanna began to wobble around the ring, trying to stay awake and at the same time find a way to escape the hold.
A few minutes of this would have most woman on their knees or worse by now, but Kristanna was still standing with Connelly on her back. Finally, she was able to surprise Jennifer by walking backwards and falling hard into the ring corner, crushing Jennifer's back hard against the turnbuckle.
This made Jennifer release the sleeper immediately, as Kristanna finally fell forward to her knees, coughing, needing a moment to return to her senses. But Jennifer was already coming from behind her, grabbing her with a side headlock, maybe trying to follow up with a bulldog and finish Kristanna off.
However, Kristanna was far from being done. As she felt Jennifer's arms around her neck, she wrapped one arm around Jennifer's abs and with the other arm grabbing the brunette's thighs, hoisted the terrified Connelly up in the air on her shoulder, keeping her in the air for about 3 seconds before falling back, driving Jennifer's back into the mat with a sickening BAM.
The fans went wild as the stunned Connelly twisted in pain on the mat, holding the back of her head moaning.
Kristanna did not waste any time, grabbing the brunette by her hair and throwing her face first into the ring corner.
She followed from behind, grabbing Jennifer and lifting her to a sitting position , facing the crowd on the top rope.
Everyone could guess what was coming next, and Jennifer was not going to be able to stop it.
Kristanna climbed the second rope, executing devastating back suplex, driving Connelly's back first into the mat from the top rope!
Connelly's back hit the mat so hard she flipped over, ending up on her belly in mid ring, unmoving.
Kristanna rolled Jennifer over, as the crowd counted along with the ref - 1 - 2 - 3 !
It was over!
A powerful debut from both women ends our night! Congrats to Kristanna on her debut win!
Kristanna: "I think it should have been much easier. I'm a bit rusty at this point *smirk*. Give me a few more asses to kick and I'll be in top form in no time!"
Jennifer "Of course I'm disappointed. Kristanna is not as unbeatable as most of you make her out to be. You've seen me hurting her several times tonight. I think if I had her size I would have beaten her...I'm eagerly waiting my next match!"
The End!
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